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Poo Man

What is the most functional English word?
Well, it maybe the word shit.
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit
Buy shit
Sell shit
Lose shit
Find shit
Forget shit
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
between shit and sugar and that's scary shit

There are lucky shits
Dumb shits
Crazy shits
Little shits
Big shits
Angry shits
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit
Sling shit
Catch shit
Have a mountain of shit
Be up shit creek 
Find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

You can get free shit or you can get jack shit
Some days are hotter than shit
Some days are colder than shit
Some days are just plain shitty
Some days the shit hits the fan

Some music sounds like shit
Things can look like shit
There are times when you feel like shit
There are  times when you are shit
There are times when you get sick of that shit

You can have too much shit
Not enough shit
This shit
That shit
Good shit
Bad shit
The right shit
The wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
Other times you can fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like roses.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the
English language.

You could pass this along, if you give a shit
but if you don't it won't really matter no one will know, you won't have bad
luck or good luck, you won't have angels flying around your house, that's
all bullshit, you won't lose any friends as friendship Is Not Dependent On
E-Mail it will be OK.
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go
I want you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have had a nice day.

PS. Please don't send me:
Russian wives
Cheap designer watches
Chain letters
Good luck letters, 
Hi sweetie remember me letters
Free Viagra
Not to mention all the different enlargement programs.
Because none of that shit has worked.

Just accept that some days you will be the pigeon and some days you will be the statue.