The Poo Man
What is the most functional English word?
- Lucky shits.
- Dumb shits.
- Crazy shits.
- Little shits.
- Big shits.
- Angry shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
- Throw shit.
- Sling shit.
- Catch shit.
- Have a mountain of shit.
- Be up shit creek.
Find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
You can get free shit or you can get jack shit.
- Some days are hotter than shit.
- Some days are colder than shit.
- Some days are just plain shitty.
- Some days the shit hits the fan.
- Some music sounds like shit.
- Things can look like shit.
- There are times when you feel like shit.
- There are times when you are shit.
- There are times when you get sick of that shit.
You Can Have
- You can have too much shit.
- Not enough shit.
- This shit.
- That shit.
- Good shit.
- Bad shit.
- The right shit.
- The wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
- Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit.
- Other times you can fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like roses.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of the English language.
You could pass this along, if you give a shit but if you don’t it won’t really matter no one will know, you won’t have bad luck or good luck, you won’t have angels flying around your house, that’s all bullshit, you won’t lose any friends as friendship Is Not Dependent On E-Mail it will be OK.
Well, Shit, it’s time for me to go I want you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have had a nice day.
PS. Please don’t send me:
- Russian wives;
- Cheap designer watches;
- Chain letters;
- Good luck letters;
- Hi sweetie remember me letters;
- Free Viagra;
- Not to mention all the different enlargement programs.
Because none of that shit has worked. Just accept that some days you will be the pigeon and some days you will be the statue.